Emergency Alert - There Is No Crisis

Monday night’s Occupied! art show at Bluestockings went great as we performed as Doll Hospital to a crowd looking to be roused rather than merely entertained. Perfect. Little did any of us suspect, as I read this opening piece through a mask into a spring drum, accompanied by Eric’s dissonant and alarm inducing sounds, the horror Bloomberg was to unleash only hours later.

THIS IS AN INDUCED PANIC BY THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. I AM WEARING A DRESS MADE OF MEAT AND A PETTICOAT OF INTERNAL ORGANS AND BONE. YOU WILL FIND THIS INNOVATIVE IF THE MEDIA SAYS SO. IF NOT THEY WILL HAVE ME FORCIBLY DRUGGED AND PLACED IN THE QUIET ROOM FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. YOU WILL ALLOW ALL YOU THINK AND SEE TO BE CONTROLLED BY US. WE WILL DETERMINE WHAT YOU DESIRE. YOU WILL CONSUME WHAT WE DETERMINE. THERE IS NO CRISIS, NO IMMINENT AND GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE. IGNORE THE REVOLUTIONARY MASSES BEHIND THE CURTAIN. YOU WILL TUNE IN TO THE WEDDING OF SNOOKI KARDASIAN AND JUSTIN BEAVER. ALL IS WELL. IF ALL IS NOT WELL, IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE LAZY.

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM.

I’ll post the other two pieces read later, don’t want it all in one run on blog post.

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