New Character: Bayner The Boner (really)

Here’s the rough pencil of a new strip.

Bayner The Boner ™ is a totally fictitious new character that I just made up myself just now. He’s a huge dick who constantly cries, chokes himself, and carries a gavel and wants to redefine what does and doesn’t construe rape, but he’s not based on anyone you ever heard of in the news. Who I made up myself for fictional satirical purposes which means Dahlia attacking him in a strip can not be taken as a threat to anyone in the real world.

By the way, in the real world? All that “forcible rape” stuff the Rethuglicans promised to take out the disgusting-anyway HR3 bill? They lied even more blatantly than I did in that last paragraph when I said it wasn’t based on anyone. It’s still in there.

Oh, and incidentally according to Merriam-Webster, when a name is spelled with an “OE” that acts as a dipthong which can be pronounced as a long “O” sound, a long “E” sound, or in some cases an “OY” sound, but never as a long “A”. So when John Boehner insists to the media that his name is a long-A “Baay-ner”, that is a bigger lie than anything else written about in this post! Of course, he could always try to insist it’s pronounced with a long-E “Bee-ner” sound, but then his buddies in the Minutemen will try to shoot him. (Ive earned the right to make that joke–goddess knows I got called that word enough times when I was living in Arizona!)

And lastly- It stuck in my craw a little writing that second panel. That isn’t a lie.

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