Scrotus Emotus (NSFW)

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Complete goof throwaway post, mainly because we walked by a giant billboard for The Hobbit movie that had all the characters names written on it, and “Biffur & Boffur” seemed to have connotations I just didn’t pick up on when I read this book at age 7.

Then again, the same can be said for stuff like this:

As for the original lyrics in the novel, sounds like a night out on the scene to me. Hope those Goblins have a good safeword like “Suspiria” or something:

Clap! Snap! the black crack!
Grip, grab! Pinch, nab!
And down down to Goblin-town
You go, my lad!
Clash, crash! Crush, smash!
Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!
Pound, pound, far underground!
Ho, ho, my lad!
Swish, smack! Whip crack!
Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!
Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,
While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh,
Round and round far underground
Below, my lad!

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